![]() 01/12/2014 at 16:46 • Filed to: regular car review | ![]() | ![]() |
Stanced STANCED stanced!
![]() 01/12/2014 at 16:50 |
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It's a fucking yellow E36?
Want!
But the one that haven't been stanced tough.
![]() 01/12/2014 at 16:51 |
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"LIKE FROTTING WITH AN N64 CONTROLLER"
![]() 01/12/2014 at 16:54 |
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That shit was funny as hell.
Also he can't have two people in the back otherwise the wheels rub on the fenders?
sigh...
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BOTTOM OUT ON A POPTART YO
![]() 01/12/2014 at 17:07 |
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But its not even low? If you cant put people in the back without it rubbing, sounds like it needs to be stiffer. Regardless, I don't exactly understand how this is stanced. As far as E36's go this is a pretty clean example.
![]() 01/12/2014 at 17:16 |
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lol exactly. I dont see anything stanced here. Lowered, sure. Stance imo, is getting the rim to kiss the fender. So that you dont even see the tire.
![]() 01/12/2014 at 17:37 |
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Yeah I don't think you can be "stanced" with stock wheels.
Tucked? Yes.
Dumped? Yes.
Slammed? Not quite.
Stanced? No.
![]() 01/12/2014 at 17:54 |
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Also i feel as if we are throwing around the term stanced inappropriately. Remember, the truly useless cars are hellaflush.
O well, i guess its time we come up with a new adjective/noun to describe good, lowered, appealing, yet functional cars.
I vote for "waaminifu" which means "honest" in swahili.
![]() 01/12/2014 at 17:57 |
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That poor E36 :'(
Hilarious as always, though. BOTTOM OUT ON A POP TART YO
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![]() 01/12/2014 at 18:13 |
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The VANOS bit made this for me. (And "bottom-out on a poptart, yo.")
Still can't decide which I like better, though—Regular Cars on the E36, or "Shit E36 Guys Say":
![]() 01/12/2014 at 18:32 |
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I really want that guys Mercedes hoody.